When i'm away from the computer I always have these amazing ideas for blog posts, and then i sit down here and i'm like 'durrh... what was i thinking of the other day?'

grrh. ADD much?

Must remember to start keeping my notebook with me at all times.

So, this housesitting gig i'm doing is pretty great. A lot of cleaning and up until today was pretty easy. I walked in this afternoon though to find BLUE PAINT EVERYWHERE.

I don't know if it was oil or what, it seemed to be easy enough to wash off most things, except the dog herself. the surfaces that got coated came fairly clean, the couch cover had some blue marks left after i washed it twice... i figured it wasn't going to get much better. Thankfully it's incredibly DARK in that sitting room, even with the lamps on.

AND the cat i thought got loose i finally saw IN the house today, and i was so fracken relieved! The roommate told me that it often hides in the basement, but DEWD that place is tiny, i'd have assumed that i'd run into it somewhere. I even went looking for it's little hiding niches, but i found no cat! Sneaky fucker. He desperately needs to be brushed i think. All of the cats are longhairs, but the two orange ones always stay in the house. Over the weekend there was a massive accumulation of gross cathair all over the hallway. I also found hairballs in the basement. yum!

The weekend was fairly awesome - aside from having fantastic sexytimes with my boyfriend and my still semi-new IUD and no hurtyness... I got to have fun times with Dorian and friends playing games on saturday eve. I am really starting to enjoy Ticket to Ride - I actually got a half decent score this time and maybe i could have won if i'd have actually made one of my destinations... i was SO CLOSE i can't believe i didn't re-check my cards to get the last little piece of track i needed.

Next time.

Also got to sing a few rockband songs, which i loved because i don't get to sing too much if we get a bigger group going. My voice sucks anyway but i enjoy torturning others... I seriously love singing My Sharona though... I also got mad points singing Creep on EXPERT. WOOT. I know. you all are jealous of my skills.

My mom has been in BC for two weeks now and i miss her. I just miss being able to pick up the phone to call her like, every day. maybe twice. YES is that crazy? She's the only sane person in my family. I don't know if i've ever said this outloud but: I am terrified of her dying at any point soon. She's in fairly good health though, i shouldn't really worry about it, but it's something that haunts me.

TOMORROW is the start of kiddo's second camp week! Hooray!
so let's get on with that, then. BEDTIMEEEE!

and well. I have cameltoe.

What the heck am i supposed to do with this and - do NOT google 'how to hide my camel toe' it was not helpful. Hahahah.

the internet is just not good for some things.

so. whatever. i'm gonna go outside - in tight pants and show off my goods.

take that, city!

but apparently i didn't.

nor did i have a bladder infection

but i DID get my period, or some spotting anyway.

it didn't feel like cramps at all. it felt like someone was stabbing my uterus via my nethers.
it felt like i had sand inside me, like raw and irritated.

I went back to the doctor today for a follow-up and my swabs came back all negative, but I requested an ultrasound anyway. I still feel pinching on my left side occasionally.


in other news

i miss my girls.

what a long weird day yesterday

i started out a mess, can't get my shit together to save my life, rush out the door at 8:40 and we have to HUSTLE to get it to camp on time, only one subway stop away or a 10 minute bus ride, totally do-able, but definitely cutting it close.

I was so frazzled that while rushing up the stairs at eglinton i hear a 'HEY!' and i look up and there's D. with the kids rushing off to their camp. In a flurry of loud talking, aaron and dorian and general subway noise... i manage to catch the jist that scully has no food and if i can make a detour...

I look at my phone and its 8:56. Panic & i answer affirmatively, it's totally do-ableISH. so we smooch and get pulled our separate ways.

kiddo and i run up the hallway to the bus platform and see a bus at the end of the platform going our direction, we run towards it but it takes off when were about three quarters of the way there...
i snort my dissapointment and we watch a few busses come into the bay, luckily the second one turns to be one going west... and we hop on that one, MAKE IT TO CAMP at 9:00 sharp.

I bid my farewell, RUN out of the building to the main street, only to see a bus pass me... I figure with the detour to dorian's it may not help so much to bus it down to the corner of the main streets, so i put on a fast pace.

I make it in and out of D's fairly quickly and hustle to the subway, only to have a mild freakout over not being able to locate my metropass, find it smooshed into the shopping bag i had in there, and proceed to the beaches to my housesitting/dogsitting gig downtown, only to find a locked house and no dog. Neighbours have keys and are watching the dog too... so i figure the dog is over at the neighbors, do a quick vacuum and check out the place, and leave for 11:00 - leaving a note on neighbour girl's door asking her to call me, just so i know what's going on. So unsettling...

but i hoof it down to Queen to get on the streetcar. I text Wulfie and let him know I'm en route to meet him at the paramount theater, then text D. saying the same. wait on a STOPPED streetcar for like, 5 minutes - the driver comes in and says 'how long have you guys been sitting here?!' a lady tells him maybe 5 minutes... and he flips out saying no one told him the car was sitting there. Weird. Proceed down queen, noticing how many people are out walking around. At moss park, Full of homeless... at University i see a man get arrested... at simcoe i see a girl who's gotten off the streetchar's EXTREMELY SHORT DRESS fly up and notice she's wearing red boy-cut underwear. No those do not double as 'shorts' - I notice i'm wearing a similarily long shirt and leggings. Can't just GIVE that stuff away, yanno. ;)

so I make it to the theatre and fumble upstairs and meet D. in the hallway, a quick hug and kiss and i get my ticket and we have a HALF HOUR to kill before the 12:00 screening of DARK KNIGHT. Manage to fill said time, don't make it to the washroom and manage to hold a FULL BLADDER For TWO HOURS.
I had to run out through the row with a half hour in the movie to spare, when i got out of the theatre i noticed a huge lineup of people waiting to come in already. I spent the better part of the movie stealthily touching D's junk.

the movie was AMAZING, especially in imax. A couple shots nearly had me vomiting. And heath ledger was rather awesome, i thought. kind of a shame he's dead now. He made a convincingly fucked-up joker.

run D. up to the streetcar, have a drink with wulfie and james, and then jet uptown to get kiddo. Take him to the park for a bit... feed him his first Beef Patty. He approves! then to D.'s to play some rock band, then home at 9. Shuffle him off to bed,

and lock myself in my room to scroll through interesting things that happened, while watching Reality Bites. Text Dorian and tell him how much i liked touching his junk.

i think that was a pretty fabulous day.

vote for my bitstrippy night comic for the bitstrips awards? maybe BA will give me something cool for winning :D

http://www.bitstrips.com/awards/

i'm in the 'homage' category, ya gots ta scroll down.

hey. not so depressed anymore!

i think i finally flushed out all the alcohol

i think i have a UTI.

that's all!

i want to die today
no joke

i had to share it with someone.

my heart could explode rightnow and i'd die a happy woman.

ok, i'm gonna go make some scalloped potatoes.